Last weekend I went to the Swap Meet at Aloha Stadium....remember the baby parrots?
Anyhoo...I'm really into these new yoga pants-type deal they sell at the swap meet. I bought 2 pairs last time and Jimbo stole one. I wear the one I have left every frikkin day. Best pants ever! If you wanna see them.... http://www.mygohawaii.com/. They kinda look like pregnancy pants and I was a little insulted, but for comfy pajama pants, they really can't be beat. Plus they're ok to wear to Safeway too unlike most my pajama pants.
So I start talking to the salesguy telling him how much I love them and what I want for my next pair. And the most random thing happened. With no witnesses, mind you.
"I want this color green" (pointing to samples)
with this Bob Marley stamp (cool looking Marley embroidery)
Ummm...um.... (he scrambles looking for the pants he knows he has)
Then a voice comes out from behind the table. "you mean like these?"...enter Salesguy's assistant, pointing at his own pants.
"YES - exactly those" i tell him. "Take them off" as I crack up at my own joke
This guy stood up and took them off instantly - 'here you go, I've only had them on for 20 minutes'
I didn't really know what to say. I looked at the original salesguy, then at the pants, then the guy standing in front of me in his underwear, suddenly the salesguy starts yapping, 'yeah, really 20 minutes only...he showed up in other pants and I told him to pick out a pair of these to wear & show off"
So I said 'well it worked, I want them. I may even come back later to see what he's wearing next so I can buy that too.'
Dude is still standing there looking something like this: (quick shout-out to yahoo image search for the most fun search I've had in a while)

I was trying not to stare, but you don't see something like this everyday, ya know?
and p.s. of course I told him I was taking $5.00 off since they were used ;-)